Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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