- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

NEVER

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

that wall over there ->

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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