- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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