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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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