What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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