- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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