Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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