- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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