1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Fine, ladies first.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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