- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Good job, son.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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