- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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