- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

womens rights.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Andoni was here

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Gay rights.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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