- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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