- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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