Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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