How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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