Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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