- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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