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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

a. why? b. because I wanted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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