Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

A storm be brewin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A black man walks out of a police station

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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