- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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