- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

why are balck people black because they are

Dwarf Shortage

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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