Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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first

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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