- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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