what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

civil rights

batman farted so hes retarded

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

baloney sandwich

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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