- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Indians

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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