What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Ebola

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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