- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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