2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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