- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Communism hehe xd

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