A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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