what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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