What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Gus's mom

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Grace Ackerson

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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