- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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