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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Nickelback.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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