What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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hi jonny

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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