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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

yolo your orange looks orange

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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