What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

why did you poop because you are a poop

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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