- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

And you honored it I see :P

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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