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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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