- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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