- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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