A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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