A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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