Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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