- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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