A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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