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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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