Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

You are joking right?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Maths.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

AIDS

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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