- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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