- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

school homewrok

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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