- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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