An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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alert('The Game')

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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