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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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