Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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