- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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