- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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