What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Women's rights.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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