- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

whats black and strange a paki

Potassium? K.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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