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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

A man walks into a bar

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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