- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

You're a big fat monkey.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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