- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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