What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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