Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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sfdg

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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