- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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