- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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