A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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