What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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