- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Morning wood.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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