- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What is funnier than 24 69

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

lewis=cardiac

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??