- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

I hate blackniggers

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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