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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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