In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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