- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Roses are red.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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