- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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