- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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