- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

This is not a joke.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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