A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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