- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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