Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Who is it?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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