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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

white or wheat? wheat please.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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