What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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