Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Whats two plus two Four!

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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