What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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