- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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