why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

someone called someone else a frog

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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