Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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star wars kid

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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