Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What's funny? Women's rights.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What page are you on The gay page.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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