i hate non minorities!

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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