a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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