Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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