what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

thumb_up thumb_down +10

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

thumb_up thumb_down +10

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I'm so full I could stop eating.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops