I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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