knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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read this sentence again.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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