- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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