- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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