- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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