roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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