- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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