- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Albert <3 Hunter

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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