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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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