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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Phew... it's gone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Go away still nothing to see

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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