Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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women rights

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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