- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Barack Obama.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

pull my finger (farts)

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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