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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what is 3+3= 8

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

your mom.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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