Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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