- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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