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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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