- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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