Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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ure mama's so fat

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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I like school Said no one ever.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Anti Joke

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