Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What's funny? Women's rights.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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