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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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