Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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