- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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