- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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