- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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