what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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men's rights activists

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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