- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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