- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

I'm homeless.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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