What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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