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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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