Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Anti Joke

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