- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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