Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Camerons hair is Curly..

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What do you call a blue chair A black person

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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