- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Chris is hairy

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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