What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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