Whats green? The color green.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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