A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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