What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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i like turtles

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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