- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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