- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Once upon a time, The end.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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