- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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