Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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