Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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You are joking right?

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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