- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Eric is gay Ha

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

I agree to the terms and conditions

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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