I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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