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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

a black man walks out of popeyes

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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