A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Your're racist.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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